Can’t wait until someone I know buys one so I can play with it. Of course, I can’t get one myself cause I hate AT&T. And the whole $500 thing.
Can’t wait until someone I know buys one so I can play with it. Of course, I can’t get one myself cause I hate AT&T. And the whole $500 thing.
First of all, I’m speechless. This is seriously the WORST commercial ever. But, second of all, I want to know why my parents didn’t get me a Red Sox one! I definitely would have set up mock game scenarios with my best friend’s Mets one… Dwight Evans hitting against Ron Darling?? Oh yeah!
(via Deadspin via You Been Blinded)
So I think I now have to rejigger my Asia plans so I can become a Spice Girls groupie. You know, see them in L.A., Tokyo, Sydney, Melbourne. That would certainly be, umm, life changing? Do you think there’s a book deal in that?
Today, it’s official: The Spice Girls are reuniting for a world tour (11 dates have been announced, starting Dec. 7 in L.A.), and as you’ll see in the eight-minute video below, no one is more excited about it than… the Spice Girls! Let’s hear from Baby: “The big news is we’re going on tour! Global! Very exciting! A little bit scary! But I can’t wait!”
The five women look fabulous — especially Ginger (still my fave), who claims the fans really brought the Girls back together: “You could almost feel the energy, and the want, and the need for it.” (She also takes some credit herself. After spending time with a few of the Girls, she woke up the next morning and, “I was lying in my bed, and I went, ‘I want to be a Spice Girl!’ And then I went, ‘Ohmygod, I am a Spice Girl!’ I quickly rang Emma, and I went, ‘I want to be a Spice Girl! And she’s like, ‘Me, too!’) The tour, and a greatest hits album, will be overseen by the Spice Girls’ original mastermind, Simon Fuller (American Idol).
The girls at Go Fug Yourself give Your Mom’s friend Kristin Bell some love today. We wanted to share…
Your Mom feels vindicated this morning. Our most despised song ever has officially been voted “Most Irritating Song Ever“!

The full top 10 for OnePoll’s Most Irritating Song of All Time is as follows:
1. “You’re Beautiful” - James Blunt
2. “Axel F” - Crazy Frog
3. “MMMBop” - Hanson
4. “Mr. Blobby” - Mr. Blobby
5. “Birdie Song” - The Tweets
6. “Shout” - Lulu
7. “Agadoo” - Black Lace
8. “Grace Kelly” - Mika
9. “My Heart Will Go On” - Celine Dion
10. “Macarena” - Los Del Rio
Full story after the jump…
Ben Stiller, movie prophet? This is old. Way old. Like Cliff old.
This is a few years old, but pretty funny. It has a lot of not famous people in it. Like Dennis Leary’s girlfriend from Rescue Me. And the guy who stared in Kicking & Screaming (not the Will Ferrell one). And the I-Mac guy. And Sam Rockwell. (hmm what to say) He was good in that movie with George Clooney.
This is the guy that the team favored by 1/5th of Your Mom is counting on to make an impact this season…


classy.
(photos from Koolaid’s Facebook page via Kissing Suzy Kolber via Deadspin)
The pics are great, but it gets better. These are some of his favorite quotes:
-”wash u ass”
-”bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka”
-”u begul shitting”
-”Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the shit.”
Special IAYM shout-out to the Dubie-Bodes clan.
(photo by Splash News via Celebrity Baby Blog)
This one’s for Danielle - who’s been waiting longer than anyone should to get into Belarus.
When Your Mom was a kid, Christmastime meant there was always a big bowl of nuts in the house. And, a nutcracker — the same kind my family (well, not including me) used on lobsters (ew). They were ugly and awkward. But, those darn pecans were too good to miss!
Well, Treehugger found these great-looking nutcrackers (nutcracking boxes?) from the MoMA store.
Cool, no?