
So, I know about this, not because I am cool, but because I get all my interesting tidbits from ew.com, but I guess there has been a blogging war going regarding one guy’s claim that the Arcade Fire stole his basketball. Anywhos, it ended with a knock-down, drag-out comment bonanza at stereogum.com as to who could come up with the best post-ironic “Band done me wrong” headline. Some of the best:
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Sufjan Stevens Broke My Hockey Stick
Interpol cracked my Creme Brulee.
The Dandy Warhols cancelled Veronica Mars.
Jeff Tweedy Sold Me a Used Jetta.
The Eyeliners made me Emo.
The Decemberists trained a falcon to crap on my head at my wedding.
Phil Spector shot me in the mouth and killed me.
Voxtrot bummed a ride from me to the airport, and didn’t say thanks.
Camera Obscura were overly earnest in my general direction.
Art Brut used a metal spatula on my non-stick pan and scratched the shit out of it.
Broken Social Scene fire-bombed my country and left it’s economy in shambles.